Archive for July, 2006

On little, toasted crackers

Sunday, July 30th, 2006

I can’t stop eating Goldfish.

Please, someone help me stop eating Goldfish.

You know the ones I’m talking about — the little golden baked snack crackers. They come in a few sizes at the store. You can get tiny bags of them, that can fold up in your pocket. You can get medium sized bags of them, which are great for sharing. And of course, you can get massive, two-pound cartons of them. Cartons that have a goddamned pour spout on them.

At what point did the United States reach the point where we need a fucking pour spout on our cartons of crackers? Do we, as a society, need to not only ingest THAT MANY CRACKERS without going back to the store for more, but we need to eat them so fast that they must be POURED INTO US VIA A SPOUT?

I don’t run on crackers. My body doesn’t need crackers to lubricate its’ inner workings. There’s no danger of crackers not filling my mouth fast enough. What’s up with the spout, guys? I know I can use the spout to pour crackers into everybody’s hands, sure. That’s fabulous. But come on. We can all have our own little bag. We don’t need the pour spout, so that we can take it to the feed trough and fill it up.

Honestly, I don’t know where I’m going with this. I need to find my center.

If you need me, I’ll be the one in the bathroom, puking Goldfish into the bathtub.

Pre-Production: THE TENSION BUILDS!

Sunday, July 23rd, 2006

The script is weighing in at around a hundred pages. From what I hear, rehearsals are taking place now. We’ve got everything inventoried as far as gear, and I’ve started putting together notes on how to execute various shots. A shooting schedule is imminent.

I’m on a plane to El Paso in 11 days. Cameras roll in 17 days.

The clock is running!

Pre-Production: Scripdiddilyipt

Sunday, July 16th, 2006

The latest script is clocking in at 89 pages.

I’ve had several people who have never actually produced indie film tell me that we don’t have enough photography days scheduled to shoot all of the script pages. Today, I talked to someone who’s produced a couple of indie films.

She thinks we’ve got plenty of time.

As an aside, if we set the lofty goal of 8 script pages per day, we can do it in 11 days. Of course, there’s going to be days where we only shoot a page.

Scheduling sucks.

Pre-Production: The Crane!

Monday, July 10th, 2006

Here’s a couple of shots of Brooks and I playing with the camera crane. There’s a couple of crane shots in Whip Cracker, and after playing with this baby, I almost want to go back and add a couple more.

Woo!

Pre-Production: All Quiet

Sunday, July 9th, 2006

Casting for Whip Cracker is going quite swimmingly.

Or so I hear.

This is definitely a new experience for me. I’m used to running the show — I’ve always been “producer” of everything I’ve ever shot, down to the simplest little skits. If I wasn’t in charge of coordinating everything, I was at least around, and had a say. At the very least, I was in the loop.

This movie, though, isn’t being produced anywhere near where I am. It’s out in El Paso, and I’m here in Los Angeles, powerless to do anything. Last week, I turned in my script pages. I didn’t hear anything back. Today, I got some feedback — not much, but some — and watched audition tapes for a few of the principals.

Other than that, I’m in the dark. There’s not much for “Ye Olde Los Angeles Production Office” to do. I inventoried what little equipment I’m bringing out to the shoot: a Behringer mixer, a monitor headset, a lavalier microphone and my grip kit. That took about ten minutes. Weehaw!

Over the next week, I’m going to be working on the “back end paperwork” — templates for call sheets, shot lists, and stupid little stuff like that. For some reason, I like doing that sort of thing, even though I really don’t. It’s a cross-wire in my brain. I enjoy the appearance of having my shit together, but I don’t enjoy the work required to actually have my shit together. Beyond this week, though, we’ll have the shooting script to put together. That should eat up a lot of time, and make me feel like I’m actually still working on this movie.

I suppose I should be grateful for the relief. I’m usually overworked on stuff like this. It’s sort of nice to have the bulk of the “real work” being done by someone else. That is, until I get out to El Paso at the end of the month. We should really kick into high gear by then.

Until then, it’s all quiet on the western coast.

Education Is The First Step in Being Grossed Out

Sunday, July 9th, 2006

marc1490: i love vegas
marc1490: i was just there
nouseforaname233: my brother went there..
nouseforaname233: wouldnt take me
nouseforaname233: haha
marc1490: you are too young
marc1490: i had sex with a hooker
marc1490: LEGALLY
nouseforaname233: CRABS
marc1490: eew no
nouseforaname233: herpes?
marc1490: no!
nouseforaname233: genital warts?
marc1490: NO
marc1490: but I’m glad you are aware of all this stuff
nouseforaname233: okay
marc1490: education is the first step in prevention
nouseforaname233: im stopping with my STDs
nouseforaname233: see what health class does to a kid
marc1490: causes them to never want to have sex ever

Oh Glorious Demo Reel

Thursday, July 6th, 2006

I recorded lines for a commercial that airs on 97.1 FREE FM in L.A.!

Quick, listen to it.

It heals your soul.