Archive for February, 2006

On things never working when you need them

Monday, February 13th, 2006

Now that I’m in Los Angeles, I am constantly searching for quick, easy, or more importantly, cheap ways to get back home for the holidays, or to visit friends.

One that occurred to me tonight was the Sunset Limited route that Amtrak runs. I’ve known about it for a long time — it’s a heavy rail line that connects Florida to California. It terminates here at Union Station, a quick ten minute ride down the Red Line for me, and it terminates in Florida at a station in Orlando, with stops in both Pensacola and Crestview.

At least, it did.

Hurricane Katrina effectively ended the Sunset Limited route in Texas. They predict it will be at least two to three years before the route is fully restored.

Great.

The Shit on Anna Nicole Skit

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

New Boredom-Induced.com skit is out today.

Watch it!

On cyclical history

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

The U.S. trade deficit has once again reached a record high.

To make a long story short, U.S. economists are claiming that this is a result of a rapidly growing and healthy domestic economy.

This is true. And I’m sure to most Americans, when they hear that we have a “rapidly growing and healthy economy”, they think that is a good thing.

While I’m no economics major, I tend to disagree.

It’s my opinion that our economy is being artificially propped up on credit. Not just in a national sense, but down to the individual level as well. The typical American family is a microcosm of our federal economic policy. Spending well beyond their means, purchasing things on credit, and barely making enough to pay the minimum due on their loans each month. Bankruptcies are skyrocketing. People are buried in debt.

So, they tell us that consumer spending is at a high. I believe that. Consumer spending may indeed be at a high. But is it sustainable? Where are Americans getting the money, when the trade deficit is so high? On one side, you have the largest amount of products ever being imported into the United States. On the other, you have so many more imports than exports. If we aren’t exporting anything, where are we getting our money?

We’re borrowing it.

But how can we ever pay it back, when our real income in this global economy is dwindling? We can only put in what we take back out. We can’t just invent money.

Or can we?

Individuals borrow from banks. The United States Government also borrows from banks. If an individual borrows so much from a bank that they can no longer sustain their repayments, their credit score falls, and banks are more hesitant to loan them money. It works the same way for countries.

Of course, nobody in their right mind has the balls to stop loaning us money as a country. Not right now. We’re too large in the world market right now. They invent money in a computer, and loan it to us. We in turn pump it back into the economy of rapidly developing nations like China.

Eventually, their domestic markets will be able to sustain their industry.

What will they need with us then?

On making fun of me

Friday, February 10th, 2006

I posted a thread on the Boredom-Induced Forums asking people to talk shit about me. I didn’t think so many people actually would, though.

There’s a few of these I’ve gotta “reprint” here for posterity.

Jay:
“Things I hate about Skizzi Marc:
1 ) He only cares about his fucking self.
2 ) He uses self deprication to try to get people to tell him otherwise
3 ) He left his friends and family to go do something that probably wouldnt happen.
4 ) He came to our show right after we got done playing
5 ) He’s a catholic with a jew nose.
6 ) He has no sense of style
7 ) He deserted his podcast listeners
8 ) He has no style.”

Whatev:
“You act like a wigger. And your bad at it”

Melody:
“you can be a total asshole and explode at whoever’s the most available, whether it’s their fault or not. you’re selfish. and you have skinny stick arms.”

Jess:
“you do get PISSY though. More than i have ever experienced from anyone else”

Scarface:
“You suck at writing and acting”

Amanda:
“Youre a complex individual, and also highly intellegent. You are frustrated because those around you find it hard to understand you or reach you on your same level.

As for making fun, it’s not so easy, I can make a complaint: You get SO damn pissy when you are on a deadline trying to get a flick done.”

On the radio

Wednesday, February 8th, 2006

Starting in a week or so, I’ll be writing the blog for the Adam Carolla morning show on 97.1 Free FM in Los Angeles. So, of course, you’ll all be required to read it.

There’s a link to it on Adam’s FreeFM page.