There’s a Wendy’s commercial that airs now. It’s basically, people measuring stuff in dollar menu items, rather than dollars.
We’ve got a speeding ticket for seventy-five Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, and a skate deck for one hundred Frostys.
But then, the kicker.
A man telling his wife she looks like a million crispy chicken nuggets.
That’s where I cock my head. See, crispy chicken nuggets are five for a dollar. So, if he thinks she looks like a million chicken nuggets, and you get five chicken nuggets for a dollar, he thinks his wife looks like two-hundred thousand dollars.
Come on, dude. Get with it.
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Right, he should have said a million Chicken sandwiches… or something.
hehe. They surely meant one million orders of chicken nuggets!
They did a vast study on married couples and why they divorced, and why relationships didn’t work out, what relationships DID work, and you know what? they found the ultimate key to a happy relationship. Lowered standards. the sad thing is that it’s probably true