I’m back in Crestview, now. I drove down to Palm Bch County over the weekend to help wreck the b-i car. We had a blast.
And I broke my nose.
Oh, and I got burns all over one side of my face.
It hurt like a bitch.
I’m going to say we were doing at least 50 miles per hour when the car hit the ramp. It seemed to take an eternity for us to reach the ramp in the first place. We just kept driving and driving. The ramp loomed outside, but it never seemed to get any closer. I had my glasses off, so I couldn’t really see much. Then, it sounded like someone fired a gun. I think I blacked out for a few seconds, because the next thing I remember was trying to get the seat belt off. The car had gone through the air, hit the ground, and slid to a stop already. My face was covered with blood and explosive powder as I stumbled out of the car. What happened? Oh my god. The air bag is going to go off. Wait, no. It already did go off. I got out of the car already.
Someone handed me some water to pour on my face and clean off the explosive powder. I chugged the water and spit it back out, to get the same powder out of my mouth.
I think I had a concussion or something. I can’t remember anything after that. It’s all on tape, though, so I need to go back and watch it a few times.
My scars are so friggin’ hardcore. You don’t even know.
Tags: Harrowing Tales
Hey Marc! I knew you did, it was so swollen. I hope you feel better. You should put a before and after shot of your face on BI. But truthfully that was so cool, and I think it was the best jump.